Roleplay Retcon

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Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 5: Fish and ‘Ships

Estella and Brad's feelings pull them in different directions. Charlie looks for Madge where it all began 15 years ago.

Music

"My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 4: Invited In

Welp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask.

Music

"Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 3: Cool Beans

Episode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone.

Music

"The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 2: Sins of the Father

More darkness covers Forks in episode 2 of Twilight. Bradley gets closer to Estella and further from Charlie when a secret from his past is revealed to him. Alex's taint ruins everything.

Featuring "This Terrible It" and "W/ Half a Disease" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 1: Forks 101

It's the first day of classes at Ryan Stiles High School, and awkward senior Bradley Swan is stumbling through conversations with the supernaturally attractive-yet-equally-awkward Estella Cullen. Meanwhile, a suspicious death in the woods seems like more than just a typical hunt-gone-wrong, and Police Chief Charlie (and distant Dad to Bradley) is worried it might be tied to a dark chapter in the town's history.

Music:

"Autumn" by Puscifer.

Roleplay Rookie Camp: Fate Core

Jensie takes the GM throne and runs us through the world-building and character-building mechanics of Evil Hate Productions' Fate Core. We also reveal the movie we're retconning in this series, which our guest player, Haley Koch, is an expert and OG fan of!

The gif we talk about (proooobably NSFW)

The other picture we talk about (very wholesome)

Roleplay Rehash: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s)

It's Wrap Party time! We talk the ups and downs of our Crystal Skull series, our pitches for the second draft of our script, and listener submissions of their own retcons and feelings on the original film!

(Apologies for the funny audio at the end, Jensie recorded this episode from their bathysphere).

("Vault" by Caleb Montgomery)

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Roleplay Retcon Does Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s): Finale

Indy and Jock go back to where it all began to rescue Esperanza, stop Schneider, and finally solve the mystery of the crystal skulls.

("Reversion 2015" by Myuu)

Roleplay Retcon does Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s), Ep. 6: In Cave Peril

Francisco de Orellana's trail comes to its inevitably tragic end in the penultimate episode of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s). Skulls are in hand, but where is El Dorado, the City of Gold? And can Indy and friends avoid the same tragic fate as Orellana?

Roleplay Retcon does Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s), Ep. 5: Indy 500

Remember that 6-hour chase scene in the middle of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Well, we cut it down by about five hours. That means we lost all the parts where somebody gets hit in the groin while fencing, but it's replaced by some thrilling flashlight-based combat.