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May 11, 2021  

The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 5: She Seems Sad | Roleplay Retcon

Dinner's kindof a downer, and even Cuthbert's constant flirting can't raise Mayor Thorin's wife Olive's spirits. Meanwhile, Roland has his fated "first meeting" with Susan Delgado. 


April 27, 2021  

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 4: Carp on the Carpet | Roleplay Retcon

The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor.

April 14, 2021  

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 3: We are ALL Roland | Roleplay Retcon

The boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus.

March 30, 2021  

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 2: The Skinny on the Thinny | Roleplay Retcon

The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems.

March 17, 2021  

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 1: Bean Prep | Roleplay Retcon

Roland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long...

We swear this bean stuff comes up organically. It is never planned.

March 2, 2021  

The Dark Tower (2017), Rookie Camp: Cowboy World | Roleplay Retcon

The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system!

February 17, 2021  

Showgirls (1995) Righters’ Room | Roleplay Retcon

In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to.

The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage.

"Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewart.

February 3, 2021  

Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon

It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels?

January 21, 2021  

Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 12: Finale | Roleplay Retcon

Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion.

Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode!

January 6, 2021  

Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 11: Tom Baker’s Woodland Acre | Roleplay Retcon

Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin grieve for their friend and, hey, was that Druid on Dr. Who? Tom Baker helps the party finally pinpoint the location of the Rod of Sevrille.

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